You Might Be A Crohnie If.......

if you can actually spell G-A-S-T-R-O-E-N-T-E-R-O-L-O-G-I-S-T.....
you might be a Crohnie

if you can tell how you are feeling by the shape, color, smell and volume of your poop.....
you might be a Crohnie

if all the toilet seats in your house are DOWN.......
you might be a Crohnie