Crohn's and Star Trek

You might be asking yourself what has Crohn's got to do with Star Trek?
Well, I was watching Star Trek Next Generation and started to laugh at the end of the opening monologue where they say..."to boldly go where no one has gone before"...
I laughed because "to boldly GO..", so of course, being who I am, I automatically thought of going to the bathroom.
So, I came up with my own monologue for me and my Crohn's.....in the context of Star Trek,,

Crohn's, The Inflammatory Bowel Disease
These are the experiences of the Crohnie, Vern
His ongoing mission
To explore strange new bathrooms
To seek out new toilets and new bidets
To boldly GO where no one has gone before....

(insert music here)

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