My wife said something to me the other day and I just had to laugh.
We were talking back and forth to each other, you know, in that husband and wife funny way, and she said to me, "You're so full of shit" where I replied "I have Crohn's, I haven't been full of shit for 20 years!" We both had a good laugh. Then I had a thought, I actually haven't been 'regular' since 1989! ha ha ha ha