You May Be An Ostomate If....

 If you say "Ahhhhhhhh...." when taking off your ostomy belt when you get home from work

...you may be an ostomate. 

You May Be An Ostomate If...

 If airport security asks, "Can I look in your bag?" and you lift your shirt

...you may be an ostomate.

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All Together Now

 If you would like to read all my "You Might Be a Crohnie" lines, they are all on one page.

From the main page, click on the "You Might Be a Crohnie" tab, or click here:

You Might Be a Crohnie

See how many you can relate to 😁