My Crohns Life: Fun Facts

Since my diagnosis, I have been a "professional sick person" and living with Crohn's disease for approximately:

34 years, 4 months and 23 days

that's...

412 months and 23 days...

1794 weeks and 5 days...

12,563 days...

301,512 hours...

18,090,720 minutes...

1,085,443,200...201...202...203 seconds

Furthermore, the earth is 24,902 miles. If you walk an average of 3 mph, it would take you 8300 hours if you didn't stop and you kept up that pace. That's 345 days.  (Quora.com)

So, having said all that and factoring in those facts, if I started walking around the world the first day I was diagnosed, I would have gone around 36 times by now! 

Things that make you go, hmmmmm.

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You May Be An Ostomate If...

 If you subconsciously check your bag while driving through the country because of the pungent air

...you might be an ostomate

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You May Be An Ostomate If...

If you are having a get-together with family and friends and all you can think to yourself is, 

"I'm totally pooping right now"

....you may be an ostomate.

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You May Be An Ostomate If....

 If you say "Ahhhhhhhh...." when taking off your ostomy belt when you get home from work

...you may be an ostomate. 

You May Be An Ostomate If...

 If airport security asks, "Can I look in your bag?" and you lift your shirt

...you may be an ostomate.

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