12 Days of a Crohnie Christmas

The twelve days of Christmas traditionally are the 12 days after Christmas, but instead of doing one for each day, I'm posting all twelve today, but in a "different" way.
Now remember, to get the full effect, you must sing it =)


On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Crohns Disease gave to me.........
...12 rolls of toilet paper,

11 packs of underwear,
10 visits to the ER,
9 blood tests,
8 B12 shots,
7 different doctors,
6 Remicade infusions,
5 fistulaaaaaaaaaaa's,
4 kidney stones,
3 bone density tests,
2 peri-anal abscesses

and a painful colonoscopyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!