Crohns Advent Calendar : Day 24

Opening the bathroom stall door to find:

  a spray bottle of "Crohn-Away" !!  (for those days you just want it to go away) !!  

See you tomorrow for the last door.

12 Days a Crohnie Christmas

Two days til Christmas and here are my 12 days for IBD'ers

Now everyone sing......

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Crohns Disease gave to me.........

12 rolls of toilet paper,
11 packs of underwear,
10 visits to the ER,
9 blood tests,
8 B12 shots,
7 different doctors,
6 Remicade infusions,
5 fistulaaaaaaaaaaa's,
4 kidney stones,
3 bone density tests,
2 peri-anal abscesses

and a painful colonoscopyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Merry Christmas!!!

Crohns Advent Calendar : Day 23

Opening the bathroom stall door to find:

  Free pass through the ER !!  (no more waiting)

See you tomorrow for the next door.

Crohns Advent Calendar : Day 22

Opening the bathroom stall door to find:

  Tylenol 3's !!   

See you tomorrow for the next door.

Crohns Advent Calendar : Day 21

Opening the bathroom stall door to find:

  Oxy Clean !! (essential for laundry days)  

See you tomorrow for the next door.

Crohns Advent Calendar : Day 20

Opening the bathroom stall door to find:

  a T-shirt that says "I know I don't LOOK sick....." (it's easier this way)  


See you tomorrow for the next door.

Crohns Advent Calendar : Day 19

Opening the bathroom stall door to find:

  More toilet paper  !!  (cuz you have already run out)

See you tomorrow for the next door.

Crohns Advent Calendar : Day 18

Opening the bathroom stall door to find:

   Humira !! 

See you tomorrow for the next door.

Crohns Advent Calendar : Day 17

Opening the bathroom stall door to find:

   Colon prep !! (its not wanted...but needed)

See you tomorrow for the next door.

Crohns Advent Calendar : Day 16

Opening the bathroom stall door to find:

  Heating pad !! 

See you tomorrow for the next door.