Crohn's Advent Calendar - Day 17

Opening the ostomy bag this morning to find.......

a T-shirt that says "I know I don't LOOK sick....."
(it's easier this way)

Crohn's Advent Calendar - Day16

Opening the ostomy bag this morning to find......

a very large tube of Germoline (antiseptic cream)!
(for the nice red and sore ass after going to the bathroom 500 times a day)
(and the anesthetic in it helps!) aaaaahhhh

Crohn's Advent Calendar - Day 15

Opening the ostomy bag this morning to find.....

a swimming pool full of Multi- Vitamins!!
(eventhough you can't absorb them very well, always good to have)

Crohn's Advent Calendar - Day 14

Opening the ostomy bag this morning to find....

an App showing every possible public washroom available for use!!
(self expanatory)

Crohn's Advent Calendar - Day 13

Opening the ostomy bag this morning to find......

a lifetime supply of new underwear!!
(you know what I'm talking about..)  =)

Crohn's Advent Calendar - Day 12

Sorry, liitle late.......

Opening the ostomy bag this morning to find.........

a years supply of Remicade!
(cuz at $4000 per infusion...that's gonna come in handy)

Crohn's Advent Calendar - Day 11

Opening the ostomy bag this morning to find.....

pads and panty liners!!
(cuz those damn fissures, fistulas and abscesses are a pain in the ass (literally))!

Crohn's Advent Calendar - Day 10

Opening the ostomy bag this morning to find....

a new tattoo!! 
(to cover up the battle scars)

Crohn's Advent Calendar - Day 9

Opening the ostomy bag this morning to find......

a box of Raspberry Tea!
(your kidney's are going to love you for it)

Crohn's Advent Calendar - Day 8

Opening the ostomy bag this morning to find..............

a book called "The Million and 1 (and then some) Excuses Why I Can't Go Anywhere (but I really want to) Because of My Crohn's"
(because there just aren't enough)