December 19th......opening the toilet seat door this morning to find..........
a pair of Air Jordon shoes!!!!! cuz getting to the bathroom in time comes down to seconds
(Mele Kalikimaka)
Monday, December 19, 2011
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Crohn's Advent Calendar Day 18
December 18....opening the toilet seat door this morning to find......
a mini sits-bath kit!!! (mmmm warm)
(joy to the world)
a mini sits-bath kit!!! (mmmm warm)
(joy to the world)
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Crohn's Advent Calendar Day 17
December 17.....opening the toilet seat door this morning to find......
a weeks worth of Intravenous fluids!!!! (ahhhh.. nothing like sugar water to rest the ole' bowels)
(baby, it's cold outside)
a weeks worth of Intravenous fluids!!!! (ahhhh.. nothing like sugar water to rest the ole' bowels)
(baby, it's cold outside)
Friday, December 16, 2011
Crohn's Advent Calendar Day 16
December 16......opening the toilet seat door this morning to find.......
a lifetime supply of Charmin!!! (cuz it NEEDS to be soft)
(Joyeux Noel)
a lifetime supply of Charmin!!! (cuz it NEEDS to be soft)
(Joyeux Noel)
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Crohn's Advent Calendar Day 15
December 15....opening the toilet seat door this morning to find.....
an extremely large tube of antiseptic cream!! (Germoline to my UK friends)...cuz sometimes, wiping your ass 100 times a day, kinda makes it red , sore and bleed alot!
(Feliz Navidad)
an extremely large tube of antiseptic cream!! (Germoline to my UK friends)...cuz sometimes, wiping your ass 100 times a day, kinda makes it red , sore and bleed alot!
(Feliz Navidad)
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Crohn's Advent Calendar Day 14
December 14th....opening the toilet seat door this morning to find.......
new clothes!!!! for the weight loss / gain / loss / gain.....
(chistmas carols)
new clothes!!!! for the weight loss / gain / loss / gain.....
(chistmas carols)
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Crohn's Advent Calendar Day 13
December 13.....opening the toilet seat door this morning to find.....
a case of air freshener!! cuz there are many times you NEED it!
(I'm dreaming of a white christmas)
a case of air freshener!! cuz there are many times you NEED it!
(I'm dreaming of a white christmas)
Monday, December 12, 2011
Crohn's Advent Calendar Day 12
December 12th (half way there!).....opening the toilet seat door this morning to find...
a doughnut cushion!! (can you say aaahhhhh!)
(chestnuts roasting)
a doughnut cushion!! (can you say aaahhhhh!)
(chestnuts roasting)
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Crohn's Advent Calendar Day 11
December 11.....opening the toilet seat door this morning to find......
a very large bottle of Tylenol 3's! (for those days you want the pain to just go away.....for an hour or so)
(Frosty's the Man!)
a very large bottle of Tylenol 3's! (for those days you want the pain to just go away.....for an hour or so)
(Frosty's the Man!)
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Crohn's Advent Calendar Day 10
December 10.........opening the toilet seat door this morning to find......
a T-shirt that says, "I KNOW I don't LOOK sick!!" cuz sometimes you just get sick and tired of answering the same question over.....and over....and over......
(here comes Santa Claus)
a T-shirt that says, "I KNOW I don't LOOK sick!!" cuz sometimes you just get sick and tired of answering the same question over.....and over....and over......
(here comes Santa Claus)
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